Cat selfie!!!

 I saw the silliest thing once. I have two cats. One is named Ha-Ha and the other one is named Boo-Hoo. Silly names right? Well, I live in an Orphanage. It is the best! They even allow you to have pets! I have a dog named Oswald and the two cats. Today was my birthday and I turned 13 years old! That is a big deal, the owner of the orphanage gave me a phone! I was so happy I could, dance 15 laps around the whole orphanage! When I showed Ha-Ha and Boo-Hoo my new phone they were so interested that they kept pressing the home button. I also got a selfie holder to take selfies with my friends! I attachted the phone to the selfie holder and set it between the cats so they can keep pressing the home button if that makes them happy. Then I went outside to play with my friends. When I came back to my cats, I burst into laughter. I cried and laughed at the same time. Somehow, Boo-Hoo managed to wrap duck tape around her paw with the selfie holder. Boo-Hoo and Ha- Ha were both taking a selfie together. Boo-Hoo, was sticking out her tongue and Ha-Ha was closing his eye, and smiling really big! 20 years later I was still laughing because of the funny incident.

THE END

The Best Rain Ever

 Once, there was a city named Clouds. The city was always foggy, but most of the time it was not.

One day, there was a lot of fog, that you could barely even see anyone. In the hospital, there was a baby that was just born a few seconds ago. The baby was sweet little girl. Her name was Cloudy, but her mother decided to nickname her "Clouds".

One night, there was a big fire in an apartment. Cloudy's mom and dad were in the apartment fast asleep until they found out what had happened. They tried to call the fire department but there was no answer, so Cloudy's parents were gone.

Cloudy was only 5 years old when the fire started and she was at a sleepover at her friend's house. They told Cloudy not to come home.

A long time after that, Cloudy turned 15 years old when she found out what happened to her parents. It was super sad, but Cloudy was thankful that she had someone to live with for all those years.

One day, it started to rain very hard. Twenty minutes later, it started to rain harder and harder!

Five weeks past and it was still raining, then it started flooding. People went to their highest level in their house.

Cloudy started to panic, because out the window she could see someone in the water, on the street. The person looked so familiar, so she opened the window and dove in.

Suddenly, when she was in the water, she felt herself hugging someone. It was her mom! Then her mom took her hand and they flew to the clouds and never came back.

That was the best rain ever!

THE END

Mrs. Mary Manor Christmas Wish

 As Mrs. Mary Manor was sweeping her wooden, dusty floor, she kept saying, “One more day until Christmas.”

After Mrs. Mary Manor was done sweeping the floor, she went to bed. Mrs. Mary Manor’s husband already passed away. Mrs. Mary Manor was 83 years old.

The next day, Mrs. Mary Manor was so excited. She got ready for her guests to come. Mrs. Mary Manor quickly set the table up and the chairs and she even set up a shiny, old, beautiful table cloth. Then she cleaned the house, found some toys (for her grandchildren) and cooked some delicious soup, turkey, mashed potato, gravy (of course), mac ‘n cheese, sausages and sandwiches. Then she baked pie, cookies, cake and cupcakes.

When it was 6 o’clock, the guests arrived. They had a wonderful time playing games and eating food. When the party was over, it was already 10:30 PM. Then all the guests went home.

Mrs. Mary Manor looked out the window. She looked into the night sky. There she saw her first Christmas shooting star. Mrs. Mary Manor quickly made a wish.

Then a gust of wind wooshed around her house. It didn’t really look like wind. “Plus, you can’t see wind,” Mrs. Mary Manor said to herself.
So Mrs. Mary Manor was positive that it was definitely not wind because she could actually see it.It was so blurry.

When the blurred thing stopped in front of her, Mrs. Mary Manor had tears in her eyes. Then the blurry thing said, “Do not be afraid. I am your husband. Remember me? Take my hand.”
Mrs. Mary Manor took his hand and then they flew to heaven, so they could live together again.

That was Mrs. Mary Mannor’s Christmas wish. Her wish had come true.

THE END

The Taco Cat

 Once, there was a cat named Cato. Cato loves tacos, that's why his name is Cato. Here is something strange about this cat. He wears a taco costume! It's not even close to Halloween. But I'm warning you, do not laugh or touch or even go close to him. If you do, something horrible will happen to you. No one in the world knows what will happen. So be careful!

On to the story. Cato was an evil cat who wanted to be an elephant, so he could eat as many tacos as he wants. But he couldn't do that.

Far, far away, lived a girl named Mia. She loved cats. Mia lived in London and was very rich. Mia was 18 years old and always longed for having a cat. She wanted a cat from Australia. So Mia decided that she would take a trip to Australia. 

As she went to the airport, she started to feel a little hungry. So Mia began to look for something to eat. Then she saw it. She saw what she wanted to eat. It was a taco.

Mia had never eaten a taco before. She bought it. When she took a bite, her face turned red. She screamed. Mia did not at all like the taco. It tasted horrible.

People started gathering around her. One person asked, "Are you okay?"

Mia shook her head, Then Mia cried. That's right, she cried. Mia had totally forgotten that she was in front of everybody. Then she looked at the people and stopped crying. Mia felt so embarrassed. "Ummm...," said Mia. Mia did not know what to say, so she ran off.

When she was going to the plane, Mia froze. She thought, she heard someone says, "Meow, meow, tacos!"

Mia wasn't sure if it was a someone or a something, so she just kept walking. Mia already heard it 100 times, but it still kept saying, "Meow, meow, tacos!"

When Mia arrived in Australia, the sound kept going louder and louder every time. After 10,000 times she heard it, she ran to the animal shelter, chose a cat and quickly ran to the hotel. Mia could still hear it. 

When she looked at the cat, the cat had a taco costume. Mia tried to take it off, but it was no use. Mia groaned. Now she was going to live with a taco cat!

When Mia simply touched the cat on the head, the cat hissed. Mia was surprised! Mia quickly backed away. As she was backing away, she felt herself shrink, but she didn't notice that she was turning into a taco! Then the cat picked her up and ate her!

That was the end of Mia's life.

THE END

Mimi's Worst Thanksgiving Day

Once there was a little girl named Mimi. She lived in Michigan with her mom, dad, brother, sister, dog, cat, hamster, guinea pig, bird, bunny, fish, mouse, turtle and ants. I know that's a lot of animals. Do you know why they have so many animals? It's because Mimi is the picky one in the family. Mimi always says, "I want this, I want that, I don't want this, I don't want that!" But Mimi still loves her family.

One day Mimi's brother was playing soccer outside while Mimi was making pumpkin pie with grandma. Mimi's brother had a great idea! He went upstairs to his bedroom and he made a card for Mimi. When he was done, he went downstairs to the kitchen and said to Mimi, "Happy Thanksgiving Day!" Then he gave the card to Mimi.

But... Mimi screamed! The card had sticky glue all over it!

Grandma said, "Oh, Ronald, why did you do this to your little sister?" 

He answered, "Because it's Thanksgiving Day!" Grandma took a deep sigh and took Mimi to the bathroom to wash her hands.

Then Ronald went to Mimi's sister's room. And he said, "Raina, are you here?"

"Yes," Raina mumbled. 

"Good. Do you want to make a prank on Mimi?" Ronald asked. 

"Of course!" Said Raina delighted. Then together they planned a prank.

After they planned a prank, they went downstairs to look for Mimi. When they found her, Ronald said, "I'm sorry, Mimi. I'm sorry that I have been so rude to you before. Want a hug?"

Mimi answered, "I forgive you, Ronald." Then she gave him a hug.

Quickly Raina untied Mimi's shoes and put a trash bag over Mimi's head. And then Ronald quickly let go of Mimi.

Suddenly, Mimi did not know where she was going. So she tripped over her shoelaces. Then Mimi screamed and hit them so hard that they yelled, "Grandma! Mimi..."

Grandma interrupted their sentence and said, "Go to your room! All of you!

So they went to their room. In her room, Mimi thought, "This is the worst Thanksgiving Day ever!"

THE END

Halloween Story

One dark, spooky Halloween night, my friend and I went trick or treating. Suddenly, we came upon a broken down house. It was dark and had graves all around the house. The house was covered with moss. I was interested, so I walked toward the front door. My friend already ran home, because she was creeped out of all those graves. So I went alone.

I walked up the front steps. Suddenly, I heard a voice saying, "I've been waiting for you." I jumped! Who was that? It sounded like it has been coming from inside the house. I shivered. Without even thinking, I opened the big door and took a look in the big house.

At first, I thought I saw a gust of wind blowing. But then I laughed, because wind is invisible and there's no such thing as white wind.

Then I saw an old picture with an old vampire. I thought that the house was very well decorated for Halloween. But then I froze. Why does everything look so old? Then the big door shut closed!

It was pitch black.

Then a voice asked, "Want some candy?"

Instead of crying, I screamed at the top of my lungs! Then the lights quickly turned on again and I could see a... baby vampire as cute as a puppy!

He asked, "Have you seen my dad?"

I was so scared that I ran out the door and ran all the way to my house.

When I got home, I felt bad for the baby vampire. I should have helped him. 

When I got to my bedroom, something was knocking on my window. I opened the window and there was a baby bat. He said, "Never mind, I found my mom. Bye!"

I closed the window. I will never forget what happened last night.

THE END

Pumpkin Creepy!

It was a cold October. The leaves were falling and everyone was excited for Halloween. I started to carve a pumpkin. The eyes, mouth, teeth and the nose. The pumpkin looked so creepy. The pumpkin was sitting on a table next to the couch.

I sat down on the couch, but then I was sitting on something hard. I quickly jumped off. It was the pumpkin! I did not understand! How can that be! Did it just roll over onto the couch? That couldn't be possible. I was at the very end of the couch! I was yards away from the table! I thought maybe I forgot to put it on the table. I felt really creeped out. I wanted to be far, far, far away from that pumpkin. So I brushed my teeth and went to bed.

When I lie down on my bed, I felt something hard. It was the pumpkin! Finally I screamed! I woke up everyone in my family. Then I stopped screaming. The pumpkin was gone. I didn't understand.

So I went back to sleep. I had the worst nightmare ever. My dream was that I was a pumpkin. Does that sound scary? Well, that's not all. I could walk, I could talk and I can haunt your dreams!

I was so frightened that I woke up! It was still night time. I took a look on the clock. It was midnight. I sat on the couch. And guess what happened. I didn't sit on the pumpkin, but the pumpkin sat on me.

I tried to scream but nothing came out. I was horrified, I could barely even breathe! I felt myself shrink into a pumpkin shape and I turned orange! I was a creepy pumpkin!

Suddenly I saw the other pumpkin turn into a mean old vampire. It said, "Perfect! Now I can eat pumpkin pie. Ha ha ha ha!!" I was so scared that I died! One last time I felt a bump on my hard orange bottom!

THE END

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